The Trees (and Magic)
By Johnfrey (the slightly insane general store clerk)
Page 1: Sum trees are vary larj. Thare larjness is achully a fenominah called MAGIC.
Page 2: MAGIC comes from litle fungeses called MUSHROOMS. It is prety obveus becaws thay both start with same leter.
Page 3: I ment with THE same leter.
Page 4: MUSHROOMS can caws speshel affects called BEENG HIGH. It is a nice feeling that makes me feel beter about life.
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